Monday, October 27, 2008

Money boner

History has served us crap loads of examples which tell us how women haven't exactly been scrupulous in their choice of matrimonial partners. Oh yes they do make up one hell of an act of righteousness and serve you the old everythign-for-love tosh. But their final actions amount to some wholly different outcome. The poor idiot who actually believes he's got a cleopatra incarnate as his girlfreind and future life partner is in for a shock. All the reasons she 'loved' him vanish faster than booze at a free for all when she finds a fish fatter in the wallet  than he is. It wouldn't be an issue at all if they came clean about it. I mean everygirl does it; everyone knows it, and yet that veil of righteousness tries to block out all questioning glances. We've taken it for granted now that a girl is going to give you the beans when she finds a richer prick. Love can take a hike; accompanied by character and looks. Anna Nicole Smith rears up over the horizon as a prime and shining example. That whore (with 75% fake body parts) married a freak sixty years her senior...the sort of guy who'd probably forgotten what an erection felt like. Girls would justify this 'noble' act as one filled with love...love that is blind to age, infirmity and absolute sterility. True... but her love wasn't blind to the fact that he was an oil billionaire and that he probably had three breaths and half an erection left in him. So he pops it and his newlymarried bride is left widowed!!!Oh no...girls please weep for this calamity...how could God have been so evil to an angel with such cuute and shweet intentions? Now the newly widowed bitch cries and shit , then inherits his billions. Catch her crying after that. I'd say Anna Nicole Smith's episode brings Danny Ocean to his knees...praying to the Godess of chicanary hoping to get proselytized to a girl.
She was clever and probably had a Mensa ass kicking iq of 220. But then her intelligence suddenly left her and she od' d at some orgy and joined her husband.
Guys go to great lengths to show off their various riches...because they know what it takes to get the birds in the bag. At least they're sincere about it. Girls go"look at that show-off" and actually think "oooh...i could show that off". Procreative urges begin and end with money for the finer sex. Which is fine. Absolutely. I mean survival of the fittest is a rule apt for our times. Earlier it used to be the biggest caveman who scored repeatedly. Now its the cave man with the biggest piggy bank. The only difference is, the women then didn't pretend about affections they were faking to cover themselves with a veneer of goodness and charity. They found the best, they did it, they bore his kids and everyone turned out better today thanks to them. Now, though, a woman tries to make a man feel unclean and corrput for ogling and doing a girl curvier than her. The chicks keep blithering about men looking only at physical aspects of women. Fair enough. No man ever denied it. But that's the point, men are honest enough to admit it. Whereas it is actually they who are nobler than the wenches after money. The men ogle at the women for something that is decidely 'her', re her features or wotever. Not her money...not a secondary characteristic that cannot be attributed to her individual allure. The girls ogle at the father's money.
Just drop the act of purity and come clean. That's all that is asked of women. We know you're after the money. You know you're after the money. And you know what? It's absolutely fine. Just don't pretend to be noble and accuse men of being horny for other females. At least they're horny for her and not for her money.
All symbols of wealth invoke a tingle in  all lady gardens.
Sports cars for example: phallic symbols notwithsatnding, what is it that nudges girls to look at sportscars? What attracts them to these engineering marvels? Is it the guarantee that the fat cat who bought it is probably going to be a better provider for the  kids she sub consciously nurses a desire to bear? if so, then it just goes to show how complex the desires and motivations that make the world go around are. but here's what gets me thinking: when you look at people ogling at the car, you notice a sort of reverential look in their eyes. For people who love cars  the look is but natural. They're fascinated by the inner workings and the intricate mechanisms involved in  powering a car.But i always wonder what brings on the look in the eyes of the weaker(but actually waay stronger) sex. they don't really care for the power coursing throught the object.they couldn't care less for its state of the tires or for the beautiful bodywork.so what is it that hits them hard between the eyes? its actually the sub conscious realisation of the spending power of the owner that gets their juices rolling.he's going to give your stillborn rugrats a better life than the impecunious lad you're courting currently.next they ruminate over the best technique to get mr. moneybags into the sack and mating.Lastly, they figure out a way to throw the prick out and fight till they own half his fortune.a simple, three step technique guaranteed to give satisfaction and wealth.true wealth management schemes these.for more details, contact heather mccartney, 'screwing and chucking wealth generation schemes'.

3 comments:

vatsa said...

hmm... i must say i agree.. but if i were u..and i wanted to get laid for the better half of my like.. i wouldnt write such a post!!! brains buddy brainss..!! :P

good one though....

blogjob said...

well...thts where hookers come handy.

Zephyr said...

asshole!